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atheistramblings: via killingbambi:avedanke: (via...

Wed, 06 May 2009 18:51:38 -0700

atheistramblings:

via killingbambi:avedanke: (via isoundlikethis)

Not just a mediterranean problem

"“Why do you want me to kiss you?” he asked intently, “Do you just go round kissing people?” “Why,..."

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:13:43 -0700

“

“Why do you want me to kiss you?” he asked intently, “Do you just go round kissing people?”

“Why, yes,” admitted Marcia, unruffled. “That’s all life is. Just going round kissing people.”

”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ricevinegar, theapplejuicepact, irishmexi, marseeah) (via mandalay)

1976: The swine flu scare

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:00:20 -0700

1976: The swine flu scare:

datn:

(via shawnblog)

Photo

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:00:00 -0700

datn: randominternet: via stoneyboy

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:33:51 -0700

datn:

randominternet:

via stoneyboy

How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Losties

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:42:30 -0700

datn:

Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly

Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow peanut butter or jelly sandwich into grave danger

Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite

Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time

Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum

Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like

Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich “brother”
3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice
4. Spread jelly on the other slice
5. Spread peanut butter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly

Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like

Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as you start making it, get shot

Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, peanut butter

(via unicornzzzzz:stepliana:fuckyeahlost)

datn: jenrobinson: I see what you did there. [via.]

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:25:03 -0700

datn:

jenrobinson:

I see what you did there. [via.]

atheistramblings: via thinkfree: Jesus and Mo - AIDS

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:59:26 -0700

atheistramblings:

via thinkfree:

Jesus and Mo - AIDS

thillythenny: 9gag:Cigarettes smoke people

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:22:31 -0700

thillythenny:

9gag:Cigarettes smoke people

datn: Bizkit the sleep-running dog

Sat, 28 Feb 2009 20:26:40 -0800

datn:

Bizkit the sleep-running dog

I think you should break up with me.

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 18:02:37 -0800

I think you should break up with me.:

(via datn)

The incredibly rare baby lemur clutching its teddy...

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 23:29:00 -0800

The incredibly rare baby lemur clutching its teddy ‘mother’

datn: The Cost of a Long Life: Per capita healthcare spending...

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 14:15:55 -0800

datn:

The Cost of a Long Life: Per capita healthcare spending graphed next to life expectancy.

Crank Dat Tappercize (Tell ‘Em) - i’ve been...

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:34:52 -0800

Crank Dat Tappercize (Tell ‘Em) - i’ve been compulsively watching this today.

ohgrowup: spitintheocean: fuckyeahsharks: ALL DOORS MUST BE...

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:16:27 -0800

ohgrowup:

spitintheocean:

fuckyeahsharks:

ALL DOORS MUST BE SHARK JAW DOORS (via topherchris)

no. this is the vagina dentata bus.

Artificial Virginity Hymen

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:14:30 -0800

Artificial Virginity Hymen:

nickdouglas:

“Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount.” $19.20 with shipping, made in Japan.

All right, who’s gonna try this?

eve-l-mind: MIlkior and Boobior! WOW.

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:16:40 -0800

eve-l-mind:

MIlkior and Boobior!

WOW.

technificant: Embodiment: A Portrait of Queer Life in America. -...

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:33:53 -0800

technificant:

Embodiment: A Portrait of Queer Life in America. - PHOTOGRAPHS

"“Christmas was the worst fuck i ever had. She always came too soon. Usually though,..."

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:03:54 -0800

“

“Christmas was the worst fuck i ever had. She always came too soon. Usually though, she’d make me wait for months, make me count the days, offer me little pieces of chocolate instead of the real thing, watch me cross the days off on the calendar.
When she finally did fuck me, she’d present herself as some kind of gift.
She’d never give me exactly what i wanted. In the end, after all the buildup and anticipation, we’d both be disappointed, crying among the torn wrappings of our desire.

I want to make hard candy cock molds in red and green. I want to dress like Santa and have parents take pictures of their kids sitting on my cock. I want mothers to find their kids sucking on the candy I’ve offered them, child-heads bobbing on my sticky dick, their greedy little, hungry little tongues lapping at my shiny hardness. I want to fuck Christmas up the ass while it screams, as it always does, faster, harder, more. I want to stab it with a candy cane sucked to sharpened perfection. I want to wrap a string of multi-colored flashing lights around its neck and strangle it as it comes. I want to go down in history as the girl who killed Christmas.

”

- excerpts from “Christmas Sucks,” by Thea Hillman

datn: Urban Outfitters Yanks Same-Sex Marriage T-shirt From...

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:50:52 -0800

datn:

Urban Outfitters Yanks Same-Sex Marriage T-shirt From Shelves: I’m so annoyed that I’m already boycotting Urban Outfitters (due to their right-to-life contributions) and can’t begin now because of this! DAMMIT!