February 2008
75 posts
Grist: compare the candidates →
See at a glance where the presidential contenders stand on climate and energy issues
Watchmelissa: Cunts for Fags (by Fivestar). Hear from gay men about what they know and want to know about “the innies of the genital world” in a hands-on class. …reasons why i love san francisco
January 2008
19 posts
Watchnickdouglas: little in the middle but she got much back.
“Let me get this straight. You started your blog, and within a span of three...”
– e. buettner, college roommate, social interventionist
U.S. Spy Satellite, Power Gone, May Hit Earth →
as if i’m lacking ideas for uncontrollable things to worry about! what if it lands in the cleavage?? i wonder what the chances are. yikes. goodnight for real.
blogging adrenaline
hi! i promise i will write some actual thoughts soon, had to get all these goodies out on the table first! this is all dan’s fault!!!! i must sleep now.
piggy shoes! →
a mutant version of the classic State skit. please try to ignore the obnoxious tiling (and looping)…just listen and focus on ONE. isn’t it about time your shoes made sounds like a piggy from the heel when you step down on ‘em?
OkCupid.com: IPayForBoobJob →
reasons to call it okstupid: i stumbled upon this stalker’s profile today and almost vomited a little in my mouth. more boob jobs = more beauty in the world. alas, the key to world peace? i cannot, for the life of me, figure out why he didn’t offer to me… now, have you been practicing your pronunciation?
correct pronunciation of boob job →
i owe this gem to matt pagel, who is struggling with ‘jojoba left over from october’
Midwest Teen Sex Show →
thanks to the bestest collector of shinies, datn (so thrilled this is available just when i start having sex with penis-ed people!)
