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May 7th

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““Why do you want me to kiss you?” he asked intently, “Do you just go round...”

– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ricevinegar, theapplejuicepact, irishmexi, marseeah) (via mandalay)

Apr 30th

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1976: The swine flu scare →

datn: (via shawnblog)

Apr 30th

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Apr 11th

How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the...

datn: Jack 1. Gather ingredients 2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?” 3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients 4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly Kate 1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly 2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it...

Mar 29th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 22nd

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Mar 19th

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Mar 1st

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I think you should break up with me. →

(via datn)

Feb 15th

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Jan 12th

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Jan 8th

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Jan 8th

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Artificial Virginity Hymen →

nickdouglas: “Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount.” $19.20 with shipping, made in Japan. All right, who’s gonna try this?

Jan 2nd

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Dec 16th

““Christmas was the worst fuck i ever had. She always came too soon. ...”

– excerpts from “Christmas Sucks,” by Thea Hillman

Dec 13th

Dec 11th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 5th

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Dec 3rd

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Dec 3rd

New Seasons Market: We're Just Trying To Mind Our... →

abrichar: If you are or know a Portlander, or are an occasional or regular Whole Foods shopper, please read and share this. New Seasons is a wonderful locally owned small grocery chain being bullied by some pretty predatory tactics from Whole Foods.

Dec 2nd

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Nov 24th

eve's crazy ramblings about stone babies.

i heart eve-l-mind: I guess I’m supposed to add links to horse hymens now. But I feel like they are such old news. And I’m feeling relatively uninspired. I was discussing stone babies yesterday over key lime pie gelato and (don’t shun me) I kind of want one. I know it would be wrong to buy one, being that it would probably have to come from the black market and all, and I don’t...

Nov 23rd

Nov 20th

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Nov 10th

The Democrats and the Grinch

squashed: I posted yesterday that I was shocked to suddenly find myself loving my country. It’s not that I didn’t like my country or didn’t think it was the best option out there—but it was an intellectual rather than an emotional relationship. (I both expect and encourage the Republicans out there to mock my sentimentalism—but it’s true, this is a weird new feeling.) And it turns out that this...

Nov 7th

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Nov 6th

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Watch

datn: dangurewitch: New CHTV: If The Other Party Wins. Written by Streeter & me, and directed by Sam. This election has been all about fear and fear-mongering. Everyone’s terrified of everyone and everything. The rhetoric on both sides has been about the worst that could happen, so… here’s the worst that could happen. If you don’t digg it, you hate America.

Nov 4th

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datn: melissa: If Prop 8 passes, Heather Gold is blaming the geeks. (via greathack) I love Heather Gold because she is smart, funny and has a book called “I Look Like An Egg but I Identify as a Cookie”. Also, No on 8!

Nov 3rd

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Nov 3rd

Oct 30th

Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...

thingsidontunderstandand: That birth control commerical where all the “pills” seem to be synchronized swmmers who dive into a pool and then that one diver/pill decides to use a NuvaRing so it/she lets her hair down and gets out of the pool and walks toward the hot tub/ring and rips off the middle of her bathing suit and becomes a lady in a bikini as she enters the hot tub/NuvaRing. I guess I...

Oct 27th